Vacancy at Maclaren

Satsearching · 11-01-2010, 08:40 PM

Now as the 2009 season is over, Nicole Scherzinger (of Pussycat Dolls fame?) has decided she has had enjoyed maximum TV coverage from the 2009 F1 season holding her hands over her mouth in the pit lanes, and has decided to step down from the post as the ageing Girlfriend to F1 star Lewis Hamilton.

Nicole Scherzinger will continue to be a household name and futher her career with the popular singing band, preferbly with her new found skill of hands over her mouth.

Other fit crap girl band singers are being sought to fill this lucrative vacant F1 position.....

Satsearching · 29-05-2011, 04:27 PM

Well, as you probably know, the vacant position could not be filled, so Nicole kindly agreed to fill this position again for 2010 and 2011 F1 season.

Her contract is due for renewal on the 28th November 2011.

renwich · 29-05-2011, 04:41 PM

Maybe she should help Hamilton out by putting her hands over his mouth when being interviewed on live TV,

Satsearching · 09-03-2012, 08:34 PM

Well, Nicole didn't renew for 2012 pmsl.

If only Hammy drove better in 2011, eh?

SS

renwich · 09-03-2012, 11:11 PM

get yourself in there Sat he might like a bit of sausage juggling

Satsearching · 20-03-2012, 07:01 PM

Would you believe it.

Shirtslinger was at Australia, back with Lewis, looks like a 3rd contract renewal.

Obviously, winter testing is of no interest to her....

Satsearching · 20-05-2012, 09:39 PM

Lewis is in serious danger of splitting again with ShirtSlinger.

Reports suggest that if he [Hamilton] and Maclaren cannot provide podiums to provide her with maximun TV coverage, then Shirtslinger will be forced to learn to speak one of the various Venezuela languages ahead of the Monaco F1.....

Various pit crew changes by the Woking Team hope to fulfill Shirtslingers wishes......

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Satsearching Yorkshire Git Admin Team-UkCvs Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here Posts: 1,569 iTrader: (0) Casino cash: $528632 Thanks: 660 Thanked 1,441 Times in 722 Posts Nominated 11 Times in 4 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 4 Groans: 2 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Would you believe it. Shirtslinger was at Australia, back with Lewis, looks like a 3rd contract renewal. Obviously, winter testing is of no interest to her.... __________________ Download Our Toolbar Now !! DBOX HELPFILE HERE Any information provided on this site is not guaranteed in any way. Some articles may discuss topics that are illegal, so this information is provided for educational purposes only, use at your own risk !! NO TO SKY AND F1, BBC WAKE UP! HELLO RTL!

20-05-2012, 09:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
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