Father and Son

[badmanvan]

> > A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
> >*
> > He gives the young boy 3 pennies to play with to keep him occupied.
> >*
> > Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
> >*
> > The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts
> > slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but
> > keeps choking.
> >*
> > Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A
> > well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
> > business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
> > sipping a cup of coffee.
> >*
> > At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
> > down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets
> > up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
> >*
> > Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
> > the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
> > and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
> > violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly
> > catches in her free hand.
> >*
> > Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the penny to the
> > father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a
> > word.
> >*
> > As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
> > father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
> > "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
> > fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
> >*
> > 'No,' the woman replied. 'I'm with the Inland Revenue.