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Old 23-05-2010, 09:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A pikey girl is getting ready for her wedding day.

Her mother calls to her and says,

" you do realise my girl that on your wedding night your new husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you piss!"

the daughter replies

" shut up ma, what do you know, how the f**k is he gonna fit his transit van in the sink."
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